It seems you haven’t heard about “the Thing”:

The Thing, also known as the Great Seal bug, was one of the first covert listening devices (or “bugs”) to use passive techniques to transmit an audio signal. It was concealed inside a gift given by the Soviet Union to W. Averell Harriman, the United States Ambassador to the Soviet Union, on August 4, 1945. Because it was passive, needing electromagnetic energy from an outside source to become energized and active, it is considered a predecessor of radio-frequency identification (RFID) technology

So 80 years ago they had the technology to listen to you without electricity, it could be anywhere, even in the framing. I would just remove some sample from the frames, or maybe drill holes in it randomly to find my thing

I definitely don’t have anything more important to do than looking up the history of random memes.

Not the same text, just very similar.

Some internet investigation:

She wore that cloth on 2022-10-24 in the Tonight Show, clip was uploaded one day later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTozcxvFDtM

So that’s the earliest possible date, your screenshot is from 2023, so that’s not the joke of Emma, she just stole it.

The earliest post I could find on the net is from reddit, it was posted on 2022-10-27, 3 days later: https://old.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/yedzvo/taylor_swift_british_nautical_engineer_displaying/

In the comments they credit the original creator mountainherder, the original tweet was deleted with the account, but it was saved by the internet archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20221220002232/https://twitter.com/mountainherder/status/1584739482062184448

It was posted on 25th, and the text was:

This suit is meant to break up Taylor’s shape against the background, making it difficult for German battleships to ascertain her speed and direction.

From 2000 to 2005 they were in the top 4 manufacturers worldwide: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_mobile_phones#2000_2

They were very common here, my first ever phone was a Siemens C25, and some years later Siemens A50 was so cheap, a lot of my friends had that. But I guess these couldn’t help the mobile branch of Siemens, it was sold to Benq in 2005. It existed from 1985 to 2005 only.

I love the fact that twitter screenshots are still racially segregated on reddit

The movie is from 2022: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Blow_Up_a_Pipeline_(film)

Unfortunately, this banger is fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-rock-queen-tweets/

I found all of this via reverse image search, https://www.tineye.com/search/130b19e2862fbfa590dcf492ea91fc2794a9863d

Original photo from 2009, with this caption:

Megan Fox returns to her hotel, following the ‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen’ premiere, when a young fan attempts to hand her a rose! London, England - 15.06.09

(You can see it’s an early photo of Fox, where she can still move her forehead and eyebrows)

I found this “article”: https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/megan-fox-rose-boy-incident-943087-20221207

I found that later, forgot to add some “edit:”.

But she tries to present herself as someone on the levels of Einstein, but she is just a university student who got some internship in a nasa project.

Space infrastructure is the biggest there. Next may be Russia and China, Russian economy doesn’t look good nowadays and the Chinese language barrier is huge. EU and others are much more behind those 3.

She is from North Macedonia, deep balkan. Most places of the world are better than there, if you are looking for a professional carreer

Yes, wtf is an analog astronaut. I used to play a lot of Kerbal Space Program, am I a digital astronaut?

All I can find about her is interviews with her, no secondary sources. In one she says she is the founder of International Space Agency. Sounds like a media hack to spice up her resume (and green card documents…)

The source is her fb page here as well.

I found this:

The analog astronautic missions prepare us for future explorations of asteroids, the Moon, Mars and other planetary bodies.

A the moment I’m serving as science officer in the 14th mission at the University of North Dakota (UND) Inflatable Lunar-Mars Analog Habitat (ILMAH) financed by NASA. We are “locked down” for 21 days, completely cut off from the world with with an appropriate time lag of 20 minutes each way, to account for the 63.4-million-mile distance between Earth and Mars.

https://globalvoices.org/2022/11/14/first-balkan-female-analog-astronaut-conducting-science-experiments-cut-off-from-the-world-in-an-analog-space-mission/

I like those jokes better which not based on lies. In the era of post truth I like to maintain some basic standards.

Apparently that’s not true:

The Rolling Stone piece additionally addressed and debunked various internet rumors that had spread about Blake, such as that her parents were defense contractors, and that she had died at the Burning Man festival.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanin_Blake

This is the first time I heard about this woman.

And what metric you check: accidents per km or accidents per trip. Per trip airplanes are much higher, per km cars are higher.

You can override how a link looks like, and it would still work, e.g. like this:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cunt-i-might-be

Did you deliberately censore your link? This link works: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bitch-i-might-be

Adblockers don’t work on facebook. They deliberately obfuscate html, screen readers also don’t work there for the same reason. If you still have an account check it in the inspector, they put each letter in a separate div and do other shenangians