I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You’re completely Emmental!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Oof. That felt personal.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Blueberry Muffin

Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

You bridle like it’s such a cinch.

Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

Honestly couldn’t hurt.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…

God, what a fitting start/title.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Speaking for myself, I definitely became “that guy who wouldn’t shutup about the diet he was on,” so that may be part of it.