and then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

neil “the grass” tyson

fake: anon wants to be fit

gay: anon likes bears

when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

why use fancy word when good word do trick?

also too cowardly to show their face

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

yeah we’re both trying to stay sober

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me

yes that is An Image

are you sure that’s actually robert? i don’t think he would claim to be ronald reagan’s grandson

i was wondering the same thing, lmao. i think elon picked the wrong tweet to reply to. before we know it #bloodygangbangwoman will be trending

god actually DOES answer your prayers, it just seems like he doesn’t because you’ve never prayed the right way. you’ve never done the dance that goes along with it, and until you master the steps, god isn’t doing shit for you

Linux gaming? I just play HKIA on my macbook

“I need five whole paragraphs to tell a joke.”

-You

That’s what I’m trying to do. Got a meeting with my primary care provider coming up and I’m gonna make sure I’m 100% honest.