I don’t have any good advice for you. My company held an all-hands call today during which the CEO said “Now that the election is behind us we can look forward to political stability”, among other equally insane things. You could say I’m feeling pretty down about the whole situation as well.

Hello fellow Montanan. I wish you well in your journey. There are more of us than you might guess but it does feel like a losing battle a lot of the time

They already have started doing that

2025 is in less than 60 days. Much sooner than that would be like tomorrow.

This guy should have been our next president. That’s exactly the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.

What a sweetheart you are. Can’t even let a webcomic get away with not being inclusive.

Maybe him personally but someone like him will replace Trump. I’d bet lots of money they’re not going back to someone like Mitt Romney or John McCain.

Trump is still around though. I bet FL man takes a big step up in popularity once that’s no longer true.

When you’re in the shower you can see the penis

Christian tradition, sure, but the Bible doesn’t have much to say about nipples so any specific rule regarding them seems to be more of an inference than a command.

Why are both of these so veiny? Also, why does the word veiny and both of these pictures make me think of dicks? Am I the inevitable perverted product of an overly sexualized society or are these drawings intentionally evoking phallic symbolism? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

When duty calls, we answer

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the ‘wiping with toilet paper’ debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can’t comprehend how the other does it.

Funny stuff. I would use it as a sort of dream test as well. If I could open the menu then I knew it was a dream. If it was an OK dream I’d just go back to it. Hasn’t happened in a long time though

I’m pretty even-keeled most of the time so I guess ChillMatt

I think so but I’m pretty sure most people think too highly of themselves so I don’t know how much that opinion is worth lol

That’s crazy. I have told that story to a couple people and they just looked at me like I’m nuts.

You know what’s even weirder? My name is Matt too 🤯

That’s hilarious because I’ve done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

That’s pretty clearly just a disclaimer meant to shield them from legal repercussions. They know people aren’t going to do that.

Doing it on purpose for self defense seems less bad to me than indiscriminately because we want to be more comfortable but maybe that’s a meaningless distinction.