

Sun in intermittent. Let our salespeople introduce you to our ASSymetric Hybrid OveralL Energy plan: for a modest monthly premium, you will be allowed to draw a quota of electricity from the grid that you can replenish by sending back your own excess of production. Of course sending back too much won’t increase your quota. If you exceeds your quota by drawing too much, a reasonabe penalty will be applied to your rate, as an incentive to moderate your production and make the world greener.
On a side note, you’ll be happy to learn our revenues have kept growing this year, and you can rely on us for years to come in our very fruitful partnership.
With love!






You don’t need to go that far. Arrest and jail the CEO, and tell the execs you’ll come back for them in 3 days.
I absolutely guarantee you the bad practice stops within 24 hours (or some smartass may try to hide it better, might warrant a few years in jail with the commoners, of course).