Meta: The company whose products you use when you absolutely, positively, don’t give a shit that they are the worst example of the worst nightmare of a consumer-hostile, privacy-invading, you-are-the-product, tech company. Yes, even worse than Microsoft.

I just got it yesterday and I agree!

Starting with my grandmother, I’ve been warned by the various bakers in my life for about 50 years that the various kinds of raw dough I have wheedled them into giving me or snuck off of their work area will give me a stomach ache or cause other issues. The most recent time I was warned in this way was surely less than 2 months ago.

So far so good, not a single problem, and I never pass up a chance to eat uncooked batter or dough. (Edited to add - if you haven’t tried basic homemade pie crust dough you haven’t lived. It’s not sweet, it’s just good.)

I am absolutely not saying the risk doesn’t exist, but the chance of it seems so minuscule (based on my anecdotal lifelong experience) that I only ever think about it when someone brings it up.

If I bought something prepackaged on a grocery store shelf, like from nabisco or whatever, that was undercooked, I wouldn’t eat it. From the kitchen of a relative or right from a bakery - has never given me pause.

It really is a fantastic album. It bummed me out to realize that the actual lyrics to Particle Man were not quite as meaningful to me as they were when I was mishearing them (lol) but yeah, great album, and honestly I like Lincoln just about as much.

This is how I’ve loved cookies for my entire life. I’m just happy they are easier to find now.

Edit: I’m sincerely amused that someone downvoted me for expressing my opinion on the kinds of cookies I like. I didn’t know this was a “ketchup on steak” level issue. 🤣

white is thrown around but its a very imprecisely defined thing.

The meme isn’t about what kinds of people are called white. It’s about non-white characters being replaced with white characters, and no one uttering a peep. Then a mermaid is re-imagined as black and everyone loses their shit.

(another possibility is that I am not understanding your point)

Ah I see now, I misread what you were trying to communicate.

Hamas != Hisbollah

And they also don’t use pagers, or cell phones, or…?

Is that somehow easier to do if he has a beard vs not?

Everyone seems to, except major phone manufacturers. 😡

In that hypothetical I think my comment would stand either way.

Interesting, thank you!

Serious question because I am math-challenged.

What things are we able to quantify by finding the square root of a negative number aside from square roots of negative numbers?

Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?

I mean, something has to counterbalance their headwear.

I hope what it also means is that the secret service (or would it be FBI) will be paying them a visit.

Ah yes, that’s exactly what I said.

Good point, I was imagining a fairly idealized version of it I suppose.

That’s all well and good, but can we talk about proper use of this meme template?

I had no idea what those were called, thank you! 🙂

I don’t know what that means, but I’m upvoting it because I feel like I should!