Technically correct.

The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni…

Only when I’m driving.

Next you’ll tell me French toast isn’t.

Wow, what an excellent point, DandomRude!✨

Tailpipe.

“It’s a glorious day in the neighborhood!”

Weird that that keeps happening.

Generally.

Oh no how unfortunate.

You can walk away and be criticized for going your own way instead.

Dull fact: “man” and “men” are originally old english for person (male or female). By 1900, the sense had shifted to male person.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/men:

“a featherless plantigrade biped mammal of the genus Homo” [Century Dictionary], Old English man, mann “human being, person (male or female); brave man, hero;”

Less dull fact: old english used “were” to specify male (person). This still lingers in modern english with “werewolf” — male (person) wolf.

Welcome to the dull men’s club!

Simulation theory?

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It’s almost like he’s stupid. And wrong.

Papers, please, comrade.

Papers, please, comrade.

BS you can’t get a DWI in a private parking lot.

Camera.