I think that post was deleted/removed.

Edit: apparently there’s a redirect that isn’t working for me for some reason. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

where there’s no uninked skin left

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Diamond_Rich

Protip: Don’t talk to police. Ever.

“Like wiping your ass with silk.”

Or when you’re going through TSA and suddenly panic about whether or not you hid a bomb up your butt.

“Oh, that’s just a Fat-Man-shaped butt plug.”

his phone has a ripcord on it because the battery is replaced with a very tiny model v8 generator

An apt description.

Didn’t HMD make a couple of those too?

Yes, the HMD Skyline has an easily removable backplate and battery.

That can’t possibly be a real sign.

It was one of several.

I’m a bit surprised that they didn’t crack down harder after that incident

That incident was 15 years ago It’s entirely possible that they did tighten things up, but relaxed those changes after several years. Probably not relaxed now, though…

When I switched to be a repair agent at geek squad where I had no time in front of customers I was still given shit daily for not getting cards.

When I worked at CompUSA, everyone had sales and card metrics. Including the warehouse crew. Who were virtually never on the floor during operating hours. They were often called out during store meetings, and the manager didn’t like their “excuse” of always being in the back.

I’ve heard that you can trick kids into acting drunk by giving them fake booze but telling them that it’s real.

Anecdotally, a friend of mine once drank two beers at his 21st birthday party. At the time he weighed 250 lbs. He immediately got “drunk”, took his shirt off and fell asleep on the floor. It was amusing to watch for a bit, then it was just annoying.

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With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won’t.

She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker

I’m pretty sure she’s from California? Unless you’re being metaphorical or something.

Are there any justifiable reasons that it’s okay to be on speakerphone in public?

I once saw this question asked on the other site, and there was at least one good response. It was from someone who used a hearing aid, and said that for whatever reason, using the phone normally next to their ear resulted in the audio being garbled and difficult to understand, but using the speaker held a few inches away was fine, so that’s how they preferred to use it.

This is glory redefined.

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2025/4/12

Don’t forget leading zeroes, we’re not half assing this!

Was her castle rent controlled?

♪ It’s fantatstic, to be platstic ♪