well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…
if you voted for Trump you’re going to Hell, and this is why… he looked like the Easy Way to you… you took the Easy Way, and that’s what you go to Hell for, you cowards…
if you’re a man and you voted for Trump, you’re a Momma’s Boy, just like Mike Pence and Bill O’Reilly… you were coddled…
and i don’t give a damn about any of you hellbound assholes… you can all rot…
momma’s boy: (n) a man who’s used to getting attention just because he threatens to throw a fit; see cunt
well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…
think whatever the fuck you like, my little Thinker
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tires were a lot less reliable than they are now, and i mean to the point that you really needed to be ready to change a flat every time you drove your car… they didn’t fail all the time, but they failed at a much higher rate and when they did it was usually catastrophic… modern tires tend to deal with punctures and failure in general a lot better than the inner tube tires used prior to the 80s… and obviously nobody had a cell phone to call for help…
so you kept work gloves in there for changing a flat tire
he’s barely even using that attic above his 5 car garage
if you even threaten to interfere with this guy, the Wisconsin Dairy Association will send hitmen to your house
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Musk is fighting Tesla in court for 56 billion in compensation
the Joker is just a psycho who abuses the fact that most people will trust others a little bit, like all psychos do
maybe one’s got tits now
men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them
the commentary on The Pianist is full of great stuff, like you’d expect with a direct historical account like that
maybe they don’t visit us because we never call or text
in his Hell, he will have extremely high tech wheels for legs, and all the food will be in trees
use the ones that look “most like them” in your opinion
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Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can
conservatives do not comprehend satire
maybe it’s “writing scrolls”, but this meme just swapped in the word book… it’s just the idea that instead of actually going out and achieving something new, people are satisfied with being commentators on the important events of the past…
aww come on sweetheart, tell me how proud you are that you know the real answer now… you earned your Captain Internet Badge for the day, son…