Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.
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toynbee@lemmy.worldto
cats@lemmy.world•This is Jelly. Jelly almost burned the house down this morning.
2·3 months agoWe do, too.
My wife once caused it to crash by popping an aluminum bottlecap on top of the control interface.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump
5·3 months agoSure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•An upcoming California law requires operating system providers to enforce basic mandatory age verification
7·3 months agoAccording to Gabe Newell, something like 90% of steam users were both on 1/1/99 (might be fudging the numbers somewhat but presumably you get the idea).
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump
6·3 months agoI am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.
Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•Why isn't there a Windows community? Is Linux winning?
1·3 months ago'Cause Lemmy.
You haven’t accounted for 3002.
When I met my wife, she loved going to theaters to see kids see something amazing for the first time.
She’s so wonderful.

Interpret it how you will.
Are you sure you’re trying to help and are not a cannibal?
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My friend David had his ID stolen....English
3·3 months agoBoth comments that exist here prior to me commenting are fantastic. Sorry for lowering the average.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Well I could walk them through it step by step
2·3 months agoSounds like a healthy relationship.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The script is mysterious and important.
121·3 months agoAnd that car, though.
I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Well I could walk them through it step by step
3·3 months agoAllegedly my great (maybe great great, I don’t know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don’t know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn’t matter because apparently rat poison floats.
I was never told what happened to her, though.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Well I could walk them through it step by step
7·3 months agoSleep with him while in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One for the ignition and one for the trunk
2·3 months agoI thought the first part was so that you could give a valet the keys to park and retrieve your car, but not easily get to your belongings.
Was that employee Elvis?








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