Egg?

Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.

We do, too.

My wife once caused it to crash by popping an aluminum bottlecap on top of the control interface.

Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.

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According to Gabe Newell, something like 90% of steam users were both on 1/1/99 (might be fudging the numbers somewhat but presumably you get the idea).

I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.

Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.

'Cause Lemmy.

You haven’t accounted for 3002.

When I met my wife, she loved going to theaters to see kids see something amazing for the first time.

She’s so wonderful.

Interpret it how you will.

Are you sure you’re trying to help and are not a cannibal?

Both comments that exist here prior to me commenting are fantastic. Sorry for lowering the average.

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.

Allegedly my great (maybe great great, I don’t know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don’t know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn’t matter because apparently rat poison floats.

I was never told what happened to her, though.

Sleep with him while in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!

I thought the first part was so that you could give a valet the keys to park and retrieve your car, but not easily get to your belongings.

Was that employee Elvis?