Get him a cardboard box. He’s sad because there are no cardboard boxes.

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/hedging-beginners-guide/

More like bet 80% on a likely thing and 20% on a disaster.

Sounds about right.

Mute the ads

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

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Call me

Sloppy joes is the new spaghetti code

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.

Ooo interesting. The parallels with CFS are fascinating.

Cyclists beware

Yep I’d say it’s better to find someone you can leave him with while you’re overseas.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

Some clients require it.

Glad to hear

If the cat bit you then get that shit checked by a doctor asap.

Baby steps. Asking someone to go from nothing to investing in stocks is quite a leap.

High yield savings account at SoFi or Ally Bank will give you 4% right now.

Get OP some singing lessons stat!

More dramatic?! There was music and everything…