Lol godamnit I just found out YouTube is a business, you’re getting downvoted!

Dad here, this is actually a hoot and a half

Man fuck this guy. He didn’t even call himself “Portugeese”

How long did this sit in your head before you produced it?

No idea why you’re being downvoted so much, you’re absolutely on point for US restaurants. I’ve served in them, I’ve managed them (still didn’t fucking get paid doing that)

And this press the union button bullshit above is insane. Restaurants have like a 5% success rate already, if they can just yeet entire Starbucks/Walmart locations on a whim, how the fuck do you guys think that’s going to go with a restaurant?

Unionizing may be the best route, but we have to stop pretending it’s a walk in the park to do.

Fuck yeah dude. Looking out for other people only can put you in a pretty deep hole. It took getting clean from opiates for me to finally accept that. Believe it or not I literally told myself yesterday, if no one else is going to give a shit, I’m just going to have to direct all my energy towards myself and my SO. Its really exhausting, but I hope it works out for us.

Godamn this is sad.

A lot of this reminds me of my dad, down to the non functioning eye due to stroke. He’s an asshole, controlling, etc, but not quite this bad.

I really do hope you’re able to make peace with this if you haven’t already.

Hundreds of selfies? Let’s go ahead and strike that vein bullshit from the record.

Am dumb

Sploosh

I know a deal when I see one.

Stinky and Kinky, I like it.

That’s awesome

Holy fuck is that* the real distance?

He’s doing the best he can, show a little respect.

Some titles have been very popular without steam, Dark and Darker is a good example of this, GTA 5 another.

I’m not going to pretend they don’t have the most sales, but they also have objectively the best platform. People love it.

In response to you saying steam is a gatekeeper.

How is steam stopping developers from doing direct distribution?

Yeah for real, is OP happy with themselves now? Godamnit I love him

Lil ol’ stubster

Are we serious? Get rid of this horseshit.