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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

"We stood behind Obama" no you didn't

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"We stood behind Obama" no you didn't

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    But what about that elitist Dijon mustard he put on his hamburger? That was a real travesty.

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      Or the time he served too many peas at dinner?

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        The terrorist fist jab

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          Telling a voter that to help climate change at a very small individual level they could make sure their car tire PSI is up to the recommended level.

          Then Republicans said that that was “Obama’s foreign policy”.

          Or how about when they pretended “lipstick on a pig” was a slight to Palin?

          Or how about when they forced him to reaffirm “In God We Trust” on the money.

          Or how about Michelle Obama just fucking existing and claiming she’s a man.

          Fuck all of them.

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            Her sleeveless dresses practically made all the regressive’s dicks shrivel up and fall off.

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          He put his shoes on the Presidential Desk!

          … as has basically every President in the last 40 years, in at least one photo, but Augh freak out when Obama does it!

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          I don’t remember that one.

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            Michelle and Barack did a fist bump and a Fox News commentator called it a “terrorist fist jab”

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._D._Hill#"Terrorist_fist_jab"_incident

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        How else could republicans attack a guy who deported more people, bombed more countries, and saw the immiseration of more black families than either Bush or Trump? Right-wing democrats are more competent at being republicans than actual republicans.

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      They freaked out because of the choice of leaf in his salad! (Arugula) That obviously makes him the Antichrist.

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        And a man of good taste; Arugala is best salad

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          And dijon is the superior mustard. It’s just further proof that some people have more money than sense and just want what they’ve always had.

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      I retired tried dijon after that, and you know what? It’s fuckin awesome.

      Edit: Auto incorrected.

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