“I’m baby” yup I feel that.
I mean… That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.
Mom…get the Taken guy
6’2", BROWN HAIR, TAN…!
“Here me”
Everything in that text conversation says none of them understand basic grammar and spelling.
Learn to forgive, it will help you grow as a person
? Home invasion, better check my spelling before sending.
I’ll admit I would be the kind of person who wastes critical seconds during a home invasion backspacing over typos and reviewing/editing my grammar/punctuation before hitting send because my brain demands perfection under any circumstance. But I think in those situations anybody should get a pass so long as they can communicate quickly and comprehensively.
Grammar might not be on their mind while someone is hunting for them in their home
But clear communication should be. Here is fine tho
“Tho”
Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.
What hurts the most is that “here me”
Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone’s braking in to you’re house
braking in to you’re house
Should I call 911?
K
I don’t think potash will help.
Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?
/s
“K”
“I’m baby”?
Did she mean “I’m busy”?
If so this is messed up.
I’m guessing it’s supposed to be “I am, baby” (in response to ‘are you coming home’) but written in a panicked haste.
Anyone thinking she’d have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid’s in danger is delusional.
Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn’t text well?
“K”, and “I am baby”?
She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.
I thought maybe it’s “I am, baby”
Me too, I hope
yeah, auto correct too “i m baby” and made it I’m baby
Ahh… That clears it up.
Hope so. That would be far better.
I’m baby
I’m Baby K, an Italian singer.
K
Probably meant “I am, baby” as in on her way home.
This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.
I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.
I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.
Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.
I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right
He is inside mom
The burglar is a pedo
No, he’s inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.
Yes, That was the joke
Because the mom said “I’m baby”
Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?
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I feel like you’re asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you’re not sure how it’ll be received.
I think the kind of people into those kind of jokes don’t ask first
I feel like this one is going to fly over a lot of heads. Bravo.
Dont know. But as jokes go it’s as tired and bad as blackface and “gay best friend” in RomComs
pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged
yes
Mom cares about her kid’s safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it’s worth it when she still can’t get ‘hear’ right
Mom too busy edging to reply properly
Gooning takes priority, no matter what
To the top with this one
K
I’m baby
“I’m baby”
Is she trying to say “I am, baby”? Do people abbreviate like that?
I think the “I’m baby” is the result of using voice to text while she’s in the car on the way home. I don’t think she’s crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.
Yeah I know. She’s probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.
I’ve
I’ve2
I was thinking “I’m busy”?
Why should not I?
Autocorrect does.
When there’s an intruder in their home with their child, yeah
K
She’s certainly no parent.
I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded
“He’s gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s
Lol could you imagine if the mom hit her back with “Hear*”
K
I’m baby
Imagine responding like that to any Lemmy post:
*Proton endorses Trump
*K
*Gaza ceasefire
*I’m baby
Who is bebby?
The mom
K
