Good Lord that is a might gullet!

Would’ve been hilarious if, in true AI fashion, it deleted his wallet immediately after recovering the password.

Stop poking meeeeee!

This is how I feel about Sync for Lemmy. I think that’s been broken going on a couple years now.

Unfortunately, they discontinued it:

https://www.tastingtable.com/1754865/worst-beer-in-the-world-kirkland-costco-reddit/

That just reminded me, back before Reddit went batshit, I used to love reading a subreddit filled with stories about this. I can’t remember the name though. It wasn’t r/justbootthings but something similar dedicated just to girlfriends/wives.

“Steal to keep”: It’s the new “rent to own”.

I love that she was genuinely baffled. Hope it makes her reexamine her thoughts on AI.

I’d say it’s responsible for at least 75% of us being here!

Yeah 30s were like “oh I’ve got people that depend on me now so I can’t just fuck off and do whatever I want all day.”

40s are like “Oh shit, why does this hurt? It’s permanent?!”

Kind of reminds me of a sign that they have at Jimmy Johns.

The investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked…

Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna.

The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied…

“Only a little while.”

The banker then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish? The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The banker then asked…

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The fisherman said…

“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a nap with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends, I have a full and busy life.”

The banker scoffed…

“I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked…

“But, how long will this take?”

To which the banker replied…

“15-20 years.”

The fisherman thought for a moment and then asked…

“But what then?”

The banker laughed and said that’s the best part…

“When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

And, once again the fisherman asked…

“Then what?”

The banker said…

“Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take naps with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your friends!”

Nah. Hailey all day.

I saw a video that referenced a study where they had all the subjects stop using all forms of artificial lights (including lights, tvs, phones, etc). Every one of them defaulted to that sleep pattern - without being told about it.

That just reminded me of how fucked up Requiem for a Dream was…

That’s impressive, considering you only have 60 seconds to write a response.

I ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum

Subtlety recruiting. Nice.

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

He’s the same piece of shit that fired all the corporate Chipotle employees in Denver to move their headquarters to Newport Beach, because that’s where his house is.