Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.

I should call her…

Last summer we rode our bikes to a pub nearby and I had the best fucking blueberry cream ale that I’d ever tasted in my life. I had just worked up a sweat on my bike, and the beer was cool, creamy, and sweet. Like Jesus just came in my mouth.

Went back a few weeks later and tried to order one, only to be told they have rotating taps and no longer had it.

The bartender didn’t know what it was called. I’ve never seen a blueberry cream ale anywhere else. I’m gonna be chasing that dragon for the rest of my life.

I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.

Thanks that makes a lot more sense

I’m still trying to decode that sentence.

“You know, all of the AI-generated content increasingly looks similar and they’re all beautiful and so I’m empathetic towards what they’re thinking.”

Who does he mean by “they”? Who’s beautiful? Who’s he empathetic towards?

• I need to shower
• I just showered

I hate how accurate this is.

Awesome! I appreciate people like you! I tend to use exclamation points in work emails when I’m asking near strangers to do stuff for me. You rock!

Yes.

Single player it’s fun too. I can’t help but feel it doesn’t have a lot of replay ability to me personally once i get out of the early game. By summer it just becomes the standard checklist for me.

This is crazy talk. There’s always so much to add and improve!

Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.

I don’t really need my cat to speak English to understand what he’s saying. He basically yells “I’m STARRRRRRRRRVING! I’ve never eaten in my entire life!”

He’s a bit of a drama queen.

That just reminded me of that Office Space scene. Where the dude just wants to do two chicks at the same time if he had a million dollars.

Also, “You don’t need a million dollar to do nothin. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke and don’t do shit!”

Kids these days will never experience every web page looking like this.

My neighbor was a shithead. There were lots of places where masks were mandatory, so she got herself a “protest mask” which was a decorative mask - almost like a thin chainmail - that didn’t actually do anything. Stupid people are assholes.

Silver appears on-screen at the beginning of Who Framed Roger Rabbit as Raoul J. Raoul, the director of the animated short Something’s Cookin. Raoul loses his temper at toon Roger Rabbit for seeing tweety birds when a refrigerator crashes on his head, and not stars as the script specified. This was a prank Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis pulled on then-Disney CEO, Michael Eisner, as Eisner and Silver had despised each other since their days at Paramount Pictures in the early 1980s, especially with the issues they faced making 48 Hrs. Silver trimmed his beard off, paid his expenses, and asked to not have his name in initial cast lists. Reportedly, when production wrapped, because Silver was unrecognizable, Eisner questioned who played Raoul and was told it was Silver, at which point, Eisner shrugged and praised his performance.

Honestly sounds like he was a pretty good sport about having that reputation.

Yeah but a Wankel X-8 doesn’t sound nearly as cool

And the horse didn’t even have a rotary engine!

My Algorithm’s Gone Apeshit

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.