• einlander@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    I think he is having homoerotic fantasies and wants more buff men around. He just doesn’t want to come out the closet for it.

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        27 days ago

        I sincerely hope this is true tbh. It has many benefits if it is…

        • It would be a good shift in the power dynamic of LGBT.
        • If he’s a bottom then we could find him a loving and caring top to make sure he doesn’t do anything else stupid.
        • If he’s truly happy then maybe he’ll stop acting so childish.

        But alas I fear my dreams of our happy, billionaire twink will not come true.

        Disclaimer: I’m mostly joking… Kinda… And I know he’s not technically a twink, but I think he’s mentally in his late teens so I think we should count it.

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      27 days ago

      Bit like how long Frederic Wilhelm I of Prussia had a thing for big men, so he created an army regiment of only gigantic sized soldiers. It had no use, but was his own personal fetish. He even had men kidnapped and forcibly signed up. The pay was solely based on length.

      They didn’t see any action, like most personal collections the king was way too careful with them. Even though he was called the warrior king he didn’t wage war at all.

      His son Frederik II, who was very reluctant even to become king as he was more into science, music and, well, men, turned out to be the true warmonger, and the one that made Prussia great (and himself, nominally).

      https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/history-of-war/the-potsdam-giants-how-the-king-of-prussia-bred-an-army-of-super-soldiers/