Noooooo pete
Pete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!”
So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson
listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor
RIPped
Hehehehehe.
I once printed this one at an old job and put the actual days there for 2 million years ( give or take, 365*2mil ) and put it on the board that had employee information on it ( reports of the committee, event news, job listings etc ) and by the next day a lot of people wrote on it that they were very confused and didnt get it.
… I laughed my arse off with the thought of all the confused faces haha.
This was in an elderly home btw haha
Didn’t they die out 65 million years ago?
Possible ye, the 65m sounds familiar, but they wouldnt have known the difference haha
Clever girl
But we can still bring drugs and guns right? Phew, thank God. /s
