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arrow-up1830arrow-down1image(slow and steady breathing)i.imgur.com🩸💀 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 💀🩸@lemmy.world to Cybersecurity - Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·7 months agoDo some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.
minus-squaresilverlose@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·7 months agoI wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.
minus-squareperegrin5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoLa di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.
minus-squaresilverlose@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-27 months agoI use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry
minus-squareLena@gregtech.eulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agohttps://nohello.net/ is the updated version
Do some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.
I wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.
La di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.
I use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry
Omg blogger is still around ??
https://nohello.net/ is the updated version