Host: “Today on Life Swap, we check back in with the Waltons, who are now working as associates in one of their rural Mississippi stores.”
Walton #3: [collapses]
Team Lead Kenny: [pokes Walton #3 with a stick] “Get up! We need this zone stocked asap!”
Walton #3: [unmoving]
Team Lead Kenny: “Sorry, man. This is like your third write-up this month. I’m gonna have to ask for your badge and vest.”
Walton #3: [quivering slightly]
Host: “Whoops! Looks like Walton #3 is fired for gross negligence and insubordination! Stay tuned next week when they load paving stones into their customers’ vehicles during a humid Mississippi heat wave without water breaks!”
“Life Swap” I like it.
Host: “Today on Life Swap, we check back in with the Waltons, who are now working as associates in one of their rural Mississippi stores.”
Walton #3: [collapses]
Team Lead Kenny: [pokes Walton #3 with a stick] “Get up! We need this zone stocked asap!”
Walton #3: [unmoving]
Team Lead Kenny: “Sorry, man. This is like your third write-up this month. I’m gonna have to ask for your badge and vest.”
Walton #3: [quivering slightly]
Host: “Whoops! Looks like Walton #3 is fired for gross negligence and insubordination! Stay tuned next week when they load paving stones into their customers’ vehicles during a humid Mississippi heat wave without water breaks!”
Next week:
OH MY GOD! WALTON #3 KILLED TEAM LEAD KENNY!
^You ^Bastard!
I mean… Schitt’s Creek is fictional but it’s definitely entertaining.