I’ll have you know guns are as American as apple pie!
Edit: Accidentally wrote “Apple pie” rather than “apple pie.” Don’t want to give them any ideas. I don’t need food that only works with Apple appliances.
That’s close, but it really belongs painted on the side of a '70s panel van instead of a wizard with a unicorn, with shag carpet, a crushed velvet bed with the frame made of ammo boxes, and bead curtains made of bullets, and living in that van is a slightly more stoned Nicholas Cage from Lord of War who smells like pachouli and expended gun powder.
I’ll have you know guns are as American as apple pie!
Edit: Accidentally wrote “Apple pie” rather than “apple pie.” Don’t want to give them any ideas. I don’t need food that only works with Apple appliances.
Sounds very American to just take over a whole concept and make their own 🤦
Yes, America invented co-opting things.
Side note: I found this alongside similar images that seemed less intentionally ironic.
Looks like an image that could go on to the hood of a pickup truck that surely also is an American thing 😂🤯
I would be entirely unsurprised if I saw this on an F150 tailgate on the highway.
That’s close, but it really belongs painted on the side of a '70s panel van instead of a wizard with a unicorn, with shag carpet, a crushed velvet bed with the frame made of ammo boxes, and bead curtains made of bullets, and living in that van is a slightly more stoned Nicholas Cage from Lord of War who smells like pachouli and expended gun powder.
I don’t know what this is, but I like it. You have a gift. I look forward to watching your movies.
these are so fucking stupid and I love them
Me too. At a certain point, they become so absurd that they’re funny rather than irritating.
According to my phone typing thingy half of all words belong to a corporation.
You think you’re pretty clever, don’t you? I happen to know that every word in your comment was posted years ago! Perhaps you’ve read…the dictionary!
And the apples are pine-apple fragmentation grenades. Just like grandma used to make
Yeah, grandma was something else: