“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”
“we have middle aged over weight man at home”
At home: “Dad”
“we have middle aged over weight man at home”
At home: “Dad”
“we have home middle man”
Weight Dad: “over aged”
Overweight at home
Dad
We have aged
Home: dad
i am a simple man with simple desires.
one shiny middle-aged man, please
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
More future landfill mass.
Microplasics generator
We need low interest rates and skyrocketing asset prices so that people pay 2% more to buy this next year. Consumption must go up so that people have worthless jobs producing trash that our politicians call economic growth, as people applaud their stocks rising.
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
I think they went too realistic, maybe they could have taken some liberty with his figure. Not fat shaming because I have the same figure but I wouldn’t want a doll of myself either.
[off topic]
Back before “Better Call Saul” was launched, I was in a comic store. They had Breaking Bad action figures. I asked the clerk if a lot of kids were buying the Saul Goodman doll.
I learned that Saul was actually a good seller; there were plenty of real life lawyers who brought him.
Would you trust a lawyer with a Saul Goodman sitting on their desk?
Lord knows I would
That lawyer would do anything for a client.
“Your Honor, we plead Oopsie-daisy”
Personally I look for the Saul Goodman doll before the degree on the wall.
“I paid for law school with the money I got from a slip and fall injury…”
“YOU’RE HIRED!”
Finally I am represented hahaha
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
I considered it until I saw the price was $100
Those are probably resellers. Unless that one is life-size, I’m pretty sure it’s $20(if it’s the one I’m thinking of). I got a smaller one that comes with a chicken leg, a bag, and a sword, for $10 on amazon. But resellers on there are selling it for $20 or more
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
An action figure that looks like they have not seen any action outside of the kitchen for decades.
We could call this an Inaction figure.
Now I want AI to generate an Inaction Man comic.
Well, you get boring human writing instead:
“Inaction Man! There’s a seven story building burning with kids and kittens on the top floor!”
Inaction Man scratches his belly and pops another potato chip into his mouth.
“Have you considered calling the fire department instead of me? They are doing reruns of the Sopranos so I’m busy.”
Now I’m wondering how many versions of Jack Black based action figures are out there
I bet that none captures his portly manlyness the way this one does
And the fact that they could be anywhere.
if you’re thinking of buying this, even ironically, don’t
Jack black is also a Trump kneeling bitch
It’s better than the overly done Lebron james matel doll
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
Dickstrap
