I don’t really celebrate any holidays or even my birthday. But if that rocket with bezos or musk or some other cunt goes up in flames, i make that a new tradition
My friends and I all do a shot on November 29th for a similar reason haha. I’d celebrate for the reasons you mentioned as well.
Fireworks in the name of the cunts
To be honest you gotta have somewhat fucked up situation if the only time you celebrate is when someone dies. that’s not a good flex but a cry for help
You’re right, it is a cry for help. Please someone kill off these billionaires so we don’t gotta celebrate rockets exploding.
Can’t you just like make a nice tasty BBQ, read a book on the fresh grass of spring listening to singing of birds
I don’t know about you but I prefer that kind of seasonal celebration. Isn’t it a bit tiring to constantly think about some distant bald guy?
¿Por qué no los dos?
Well because if you aren’t permanently online you usually focus on your life instead about some celebrities
“Go back to brunch”
If you are gonna starve yourself that certainly will show em
Celebrate what makes you happy, let others do the same.
So how do Oligarch boots taste? I’m asking because I have too much self-respect to ever find out for myself.
Is this oligarch boot in the room with us right now? Outside of internet nobody talks like this
Idk maybe you Americans are all just insane, it is an insane country. Asylum of a nation.
There is a deep hatred for America in my veins
I don’t mind sending billionaires to space. My issue is bringing them back to Earth.
These may be two of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen. Imagine being this rich and this ugly
Ugly by choice. I love it, it enables mocking.
Would you rather be forty and look forty, or be forty and look like a 25 year old lizard?
-Bill Burr
Im only poor and ugly
It’s okay, we like you, it’s rich people we don’t like
Good for him for not picking his new wife by her looks.
Well, I guess she did the same! Truly Christian people
all the while claiming it is peak feminism because some rich guy’s trophy wife went to space and most articles don’t even mention the two real scientist women on board.
Who is she and what is going on with her face?
Edit: is it Michael Jackson?
It’s funny because he’s so obviously and publicly going through mid-life crisis. He underwent this physical transformation by becoming this swole guy at the same time he divorced his normal wife to get with this plastic lady.
He’s one of the wealthiest men in the history of humanity but falls for the same crap a 50 year old used car dealer would. I love it.
I hate bezos with a passin, but he didn’t pick his new wife by looks. I hope.
Allergic reaction to space bees.
To shreds, you say?
and his wife?
We will never know. No helping lemming. And we are to lazy to search ourself. Well, no big deal I guess.
It’s obviously also photoshopped and staged.
Tax wealth, not work.
Always love a HIGNFY spotting in the wild, shame they still use twitter though.
Up the HIGNFY
