So today I discovered that there’s a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.
The cron job doesn’t live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there’s no way to revert it.
I’m currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.
Job security
He does charge a consulting fee to “fix” these issues
Almost all of them are dumb shit like this, where something is built in super hacky and dumbass ways.
It’s his kill switch and he forgot to check in.
Smart man. This is how we fight being replaced by AI.
Judgement day postponed indefinitely due to “Object reference not set to an instance of an object”
I don’t know why but this is the first time I read this phrase and it actually makes sense.
I knew exactly what it meant before, but it didn’t make sense until now
But the whole point of the doomsday machine is lost… if you keep it a secret! Why didn’t you tell the world, eh?
It was going to be announced at his retirement party on Monday… You know the dev likes surprises.