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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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    …I can’t find it.

    Where’s the Ed Sheeran bit? I’m sure there’s a reference in there.

    Is he the carrot? He’s the carrot, isn’t he?

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh he’s in there

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        The potato?

        Hmm… Maybe potato.

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          Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

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  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    Pretty common here in the Midwest.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Not anymore. The meat part got damned expensive. It used to be a hearty affordable meal that wasn’t hard to cook and tasted good for the amount of effort you had to put into it.

      Kind of like how nobody makes hamburger helper anymore. It was popular back when a pound of hamburger was like a buck. Now that it’s $5 a pound no ones wastes it on the stuff.

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    I prefer to do my roasts on a bed of aromatic mirepoix. I’ll cook the potatoes separately.

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      (Click saving) this guy (and myself) move the potatoes to another ceramic, add celery to the carrot-onion mix & chop that and leave it under the roast

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    Yes, but we also include turnips and rutabaga. I’ve been tempted to add beets but don’t want it to look like a murder

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      Sometimes it’s ok if it looks like murder and it’s just normal food

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    Ngl, I hate cooked carrots. But I’ll throw the rest together in a pan with a pack of Lipton French Onion soup mix. Reminds me of my grandma.

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      I hate boiled carrots.

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        Boiling gets the sweet carrot flavor out of the carrot and into the stew. It’s like onions and celery, the point is not to have mushy bits of formerly flavorful vegetables, but to have those flavors in the food. If you’re making a mirepoix for soup or stew, it is a mistake to leave big chunks or slices of carrot intact.

        Roasted carrots are different, though, I agree.

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          Carrots in a stew, great. Boiled carrots as a side dish? Let’s throw all that flavor down the sink. See you in hell aunt Ellen

        • ggppjj@lemmy.world
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          And steamed carrots slap.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            That’s assault. Or battery. Idk, I’m not a lawyer.

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          When my mom roasts a turkey, she puts onions, leek, celery and, yes, carrots around and under the turkey. She uses a rôtissoire that keeps most of the moisture inside, such that the turkey essentially bastes itself during the roasting.

          Once the turkey’s done, she takes it out and uses the mix of juices and vegetables left in the pan to make the gravy. Sometimes, she’ll add one or two pouches of turkey gravy mix, especially if there’s a lot of people to feed and she wants to have more gravy, but sometimes, all she does is purée the veggies into the juices, maybe add some water and corn starch to thicken everything, and that’s our gravy! The carrots definitely add a sweetness, not to mention color to the gravy.

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    Wife makes it at least once a month.

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      Yeah she needs to add a little more salt on the carrots

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    I’m not British, so I don’t cook my roast.

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      You roast your cook?

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        They eat it raw.

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        I roast the roast, as it’s proper.

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    Who can afford beef?!

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      4 ingredients;!?!? Who can afford that? Best I can do is 2.

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        nothing beats onions and carrots anyway

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    I’m more into beef stew than roast beef but man I’d love to be able to pick some up from fast food place

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    I do once in awhile, usually if I see a good looking pot roast on sale. I usually use this recipe, it’s for beef stew but it also works as the liquid for a pot roast. https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/classic-stovetop-beef-stew/#wprm-recipe-container-60964

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    Idk who df y’all are but pot roast is still 100% a northeast Pennsylvania thing.

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    Please put this text over a The Pack skeleton

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    I actually just finished eating that half an hour ago. In the instant pot with some sauce. Good stuff.

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    All the time.

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    No. Vegan now.

    • LengAwaits@lemmy.world
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      You should try this recipe, then.

      Best seitan roast I’ve had.

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        Wow! That looks complicated but looks delicious!. I have to learn about saitan.

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          Seitan can be a bit complicated, for sure. The above recipe is definitely not the simplest out there, but it is absolutely delicious. It can be made with regular ol’ flour instead of “vital wheat gluten” powder, but that does add a little bit to the complexity.

          That said, here’s an extremely simple “2 Ingredient” recipe for seitan made with flour. Like tofu, seitan will soak up flavors well, and can be used to simulate almost any meat depending on how you prepare it.

          Also, I recommend checking out Sauce Stache (website : youtube) for excellent vegan recipes (including plenty for seitan). Thee Burger Dude is another great source of vegan recipe wisdom (website : youtube).

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            Thanks this is very helpful!

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          I’m totally dumbfounded and brains splattered. WTF! How did I go 4 years of vegan without learning about this stuff!

          Goals: Fajitas Philly cheese stake

          If can get this done, I will die a happy man.

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            Honestly for Philly cheesesteak your best option might be to marinate some portobello mushrooms in olive oil, vegan worcestershire sauce, a bit of soy sauce, and garlic, then slice very thin and fry for the “steak”. Worcestershire and soy sauce together do an excellent job if you want to add a beefy flavor to something.

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