Translation: “I tried to fuck this toy, and my dick is stuck in it.”
According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance
None of these are an option in this specific scenario.
Vaseline
I can’t risk power tools damaging the internal cylinder
M(ario)PREG
You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.
Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.
Do you put the balls in the condom first or…?
You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
Mmmm, my ding ding dong
🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶
The collective age of this comment chain is now approximately 120.
it’s got a trigger, don’t it? yeet that meat
If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding
HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?
You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?
Turn on the vibrator.
How small are we talking?
Less shameful than the M&Ms I guess.
Make it squirt
You just need something to attach to the cylinder.
