Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.
It sure is, Freddie
I prefer the Freddie Mercury one because he looks more pleased about it.
Good example of how cutting in video footage decides what story it tells
Acceptable
Fuckin classic lmao
“Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. Golden Glove Dick! I’ve got a Golden Glove for a penis!”
laughter
Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”
“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”
I have a cousin with a dingdong like that. Super pale with a bright pink toadstool tip.
Haha, when we were kids I caught him doing his thing a few times. He did this odd thing like he was starting a fire with a stick.
So bizarre. Enjoy the mental image.
He’s got a small mushroom between his mushroom legs
Relative to leg girth, that thing is massive.
My sister used to say “skinny guys get all the cock,” which I have not yet seen disproven in 15+ years of sexual activity primarily with men (though I’m generally skeptical about things like that). She’s married now and has toned it down, so she hasn’t said it in a while, but her husband is skinny.
Accurate in my experience too tbh
It’s not a bone or anything really constrained, it’s a vascular organ. Which is to say that the correlation makes complete sense and anyone who regularly incorporates a lot of aerobic exercise into their life will likely have a larger penis then those that don’t.
I have always interpreted it more like people with a build like Zach woods, not just people who exercise. And in my sexual history, the skinny ones were all smokers, which has got to have an impact.
I thought this was going to be from that mushroom sub I keep seeing occasionally in my all feed lately.
You know what they say about a man with big feet…
Big mushroom cap warmers?
cute
Risky click
