That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.
Make sure to hit the space bar a couple times when you see that screen.
what happens if you do?
Say this is a joke?
The developers chose the dinosaur theme as a reference to the game’s function, a joke that not having an internet connection is equivalent to living in the “prehistoric ages”.
He jumps
It starts a dinosaur themed game where you scroll endlessly and have to avoid obstacles
How do you start the game?
You are kidding, right? 😒
So that you could play the funny T-rex game.
Boring answer: T-Rex has proportionally short arms. It can’t reach the Internet.
Actual answer: They didn’t have a choice in that. They programmed it at gunpoint, held by a T-Rex.
To distract you from the Epstein files or something
Release the Trump/Epstein files
*trumpstein
Ermahgerd Errrpschternnn!
Dino’s died just like your page
always thought it seemed related to kitten cannon. same timeframe maybe. still in use?







