“we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
Its from Viz magazine! One of the UKs funniest and most sarcastic publications of all time.
I adore Viz.
They once printed the finest letter ever penned.
Also, this advert for flat-roof pubs will never not make me hoot.
Ah thanks. It’s indeed hilarious 😁
Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!
Ha ha fantastic!
Thank you! Everyone else posting here is insane
Made from vegetarian cows.
Add some lettuce and have yourself a double vegetarian meal!
We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.
I think it’s illegal in six other states too.
Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health
No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…
Plant based “meats” are legal in Texas. Lab grown meat is not. Beyond is safe.
No, they’re not. They just filed for bankruptcy protection.
Ok, safe from being banned in Texas, not safe from shitty business strategy
Just got word that apparently that was misinformation. Beyond claims on their Twitter that they have not done so and aren’t planning to either.
https://x.com/beyondmeat/status/1956178067283697938
Was going to delete my comment but since you already replied, I’ll just leave it up. Sorry for the confusion.
Jokes are illegal in Texas? I guess that tracks…
It’s a fucking joke, you idiots, how are so many of you this dense?
As dense as a vegetarian all beef burger.
That’s the most vegan beef I’ve seen
Disappointed there’s no nut in it
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it?Depends if you’re a vegetarian ofc
No. That would add pork to it.
Good to see the users here are as good at recognising a joke as they’ve ever been.
So, if the steer dies of old age, surrounded by loved ones, would the beef be vegan? Sounds like the only ‘logic’ that could work for the ad.
Lab grown meat, too
It could also be that the owner is named Crompton Veggie, and these are his Veggie burgers
It would depend on what definition of vegan you use
I mean… teeeeechnically beef is what a giant bovine turns plants into.
my BODY is a MACHINE that turns GRASS into HAMBURGERS
*badass photo of a cow skeleton lifting weights*
Abbatoir Rd is a nice touch.
Made with 100℅ real vegetarians!
That’s how you convert me.
Thank goodness it doesn’t contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.
Right? Right? 🤔
Alpha-Gal is coming for you…
this is just dumb and I’m not even vegetarian or vegan. It reminds me of the kind of stuff this shitstain I went to school with would say, repeatedly and loudly to make sure as many people as possible heard him.
It’s literally in shitpost…
