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sad_detective_man@leminal.space to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    Not just from Wish. I’d like to take a moment to say a massive Fuck You to the turbo thundercunt at Apple who decided it would be a good idea to make the iPhone headphone volume exposure limit warning LOUDER than the audio it was warning me about, and also to provide no method of adjusting either volume to match what my headphones actually output. That’s some fucking Grade-A trolling right there. Twats.

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      Thank you for introducing me to the term ‘thundercunt’. It has me thinking of cosplay ideas.

      However, Siri and notifications volume is controlled separately from media volume on iOS. You can just turn it down.

      You can also set a repeating reminder to call Apple a bunch of throbbing thundercunts, perhaps weekly? Which is still a very important thing to do.

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    My dashcam had a button that allowed you to disable/enable audio recording. It had a voice say “audio recording aww.”

    “On” and “Off” sounded nearly identical.

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      audio recording aww 🥰🥰

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    I use Pinebuds. They have a woman’s voice that very enthusiastically says “ready to pair” in an American accent. But what sounds like a Chinese woman’s voice saying “phone disconnected”.

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      wait I think those are mine too. I don’t know my brand but when the battery is low a voice like you’re describing says “Please charging 🥺”

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    the little dongle i use in my car always starts up with a very serious “bluatooth connected”

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      I had one that said “the bluetooth device has connected as successfully”

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        Edit: this is the exact voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aieHMRm7R7s

      • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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        They mean as successfully as you

      • pogodem0n@lemmy.world
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        Successfulley

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    I can clearly hear that voice. But can’t remember which dewice it was

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      I’ve a creative air thingy headphone. Great device. It comes with the sweetest asian female voice you can imagine.

      So yes. It’s so Lovely. It’s the voice accompanying all your (manga) waifu dreams.

      Too bad you can’t really understand what she says. But who cares, right?

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    Mine has a sexy voice

  • moncharleskey@lemmy.zip
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    “…Payurd”

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    And at this point you realize they’re all made by the same company

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      Possibly manufactured by a different factory in China, but only across the street, but definetly uses the same firmware

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        I believe on some websites you can order thousands of a unit, and ask to put your brand name on it

        People use it for dropshipping or similar

        might be the case

    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceOP
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      “Totally Not Alibaba Operating Under A New Name”

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    And now I really would love to have seen Tim Curry as a member of the Q Continuum.

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      I would just love to see more Tim Curry. That man was a legend ✊😔

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        Still with us, but the stroke he suffered has taken a toll.

        From Rocky Horror, Clue, Home Alone 2, and Red Alert 3 (also featuring Trek alum George Takei), he delivers camp in the best way.

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          For those that haven’t seen this clip from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, watching him try not to break as he delivers an absolutely ridiculous line with all his energy is perhaps one of the best bits of acting I’ve ever seen

          https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM

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          damn, well I hope he’s at least in a state of comfort and content. dude was my childhood. Clue made me what I am

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          Girov reportink

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    Bluetooss

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    Redio moder

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    Coh nECKT ing~

    UGREEN Bluetooth to AUX cord Chinese lady.

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    deleted by creator

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    Low baddewy. Charge ze dewise.

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    咦?

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