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  • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck. If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.

    If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.

    If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!

    Welcome to my ADHD life!

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      2 months ago

      sense of community. friendship. the challenge. im santa, its christmas,you been bad but ill swing you some premo shit if you make me smile.

      thanks for making me entertain myself with my own mind. teach a man to fish. thank you

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.

    Sorry, OP.

    I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.

  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    I’m home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won’t be when they get here.

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      2 months ago

      haha yes! a scavenger hunt. ill look for clues of your whereabouts in your house. you cant hide forever!

  • Riskable@programming.dev
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    2 months ago

    You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She’ll come “running” if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

    You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn’t have to worry about “forgetting” and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

    You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

    Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

    Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.