So I’ve read all 4 issues. I have MANY questions as a casual comic book reader.

First question…WHAT THE FUCK???

No, seriously. Have you read these issues? Seriously! What the fuck???

Ok, so first off…I guess Peter Parker always at some point had parents. He had to be born to someone. But this series is portraying Peter as having been close to them before. WHAT??? The story is always they died when he was too young to remember them. He’s always searching for some clues to figuring out who they were. And I don’t mean their identity. I mean finding out who they were as people. Multiple iterations of Spiderman I’ve seen Peter look through newspaper articles, records, ect ect ect just to learn about them. But here, Peters just like “Yeah, my parents were close. Until they died.”

Oh. And did I mention his parents were SECRET AGENT SPIES??? I refer you back to my original question. WHAT THE FUUUUCK???

On top of all that, Spiderman is now just in the black spider suit. And he just accepts it. He should be freaking the fuck out. He knows how dangerous this thing is. Nope! He just accepts it.

Oh, and as he’s getting stabbed and beaten, he gets saved by…HIS SUPER HERO SISTER???

WHEN THE FUCK HAS PETER PARKER EEEEEEEVER HAD A SISTER???

I REFER YOU BACK TO MY OPENING QUESTION!!!

WHAT

THE

FUCK???