🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon dates a 19 y/osh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square167linkfedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down123
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageAnon dates a 19 y/osh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square167linkfedilink
minus-squarema1w4re@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoThis reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoWhen you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoBut honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoGotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.
When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else
But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!
Gotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
Condolences indeed, he’s still alive.