octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netimagemessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1464arrow-down127file-text
arrow-up1437arrow-down1imageFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netoctopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square111linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.foxnews.com/us/charlie-kirk-ally-reveals-absolute-miracle-may-have-saved-lives-during-fatal-shooting
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·9 days agoThere was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 days agoBro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agoIf you flick the gun at the last second you can make it do orbits.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agoI’ve seen Wanted, there are lots of possibilities based on that documentary.
minus-squaredroans@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoLol look at this loser who can’t even curve his own shots.
minus-squareIndridCold@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoCharlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth. Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there. The crowd dodged a bullet…
There was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?
Bro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.
If you flick the gun at the last second you can make it do orbits.
I’ve seen Wanted, there are lots of possibilities based on that documentary.
Lol look at this loser who can’t even curve his own shots.
Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.
Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.
The crowd dodged a bullet…