I never said it was.

God: “Hey Chuck, I’m taking you early.”

Charlie: “Gurgggglggglge,… flop.”

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

How does your anus feel?

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets and just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.

Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.

Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.

The crowd dodged a bullet…

Q: What’s the difference between Charlie Kirk and jokes about Charlie Kirk?

A: Charlie Kirk jokes can get old.

He dies on Christmas but they celebrate Trump day on Easter.

Charlie Kirk’s reactions? Like him leaning left right before he died?

That’s a hard joke for Charlie to swallow.