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Sundray@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

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So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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From the Irish Star. The context is not very helpful.

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    My wife has never once felt the need the publicly reiterate my sexual prowess for millions of people. That’s my take on this

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      It’s especially weird given the whole Elon Musk black eye thing a few months ago, and then her dropping this after his vengeance speech at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.

      After dropping that other tidbit about him and mayonnaise?? These people are so fucking weird.

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      Smh step your game up. Ping Stephen Miller.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    So he’s only able to get the job done after his wife has had her neck muscles cut and was worn out by like 3 other dudes?

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      And the bull get the advantage every once in a while and penetrates the matador.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        😈

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m assuming bragging on Miller’s prowess is an explicit part of Katie Miller’s tradwife contract.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      This is the lady that’s fucking Elon, he’s mad we all know he’s a cuck so he added that rider.

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    He’s the matador while the bull fucks his wife. Cuck.

    • BigPotato@lemmy.world
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      Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

      Because I could see that.

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        Just directs them into her with a red towel.

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t he the guy whose wife hand an affair with Musk?

    • galoisghost@aussie.zone
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      A cuck who plays with dolls

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      or his wife is the bull in the bedroom.

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    This reminds me of the bags of sand moment in 40 year old virgin.

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      I need to watch that movie again. It’s been way too long.

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    This screams, “My husband is a cuck and has a small ass dick”

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    🤮

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    My man husband is a very manly man.

    I swear to God, if you bring up the totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls, I’m gonna fucking lose it.

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      Good news, Katie Miller also said that the only condiment he eats is mayonnaise.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        and he also make a joke, how he ate rats of new york as his only food.

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls

      I would like to know more. Please.

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        Rumor has it that he is so disliked by his colleagues, that they started circulating the rumor to undermine him.

        They’re relying on the fact that it’s so hard to tell what’s true and what’s only highly likely.

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          hes essentially like musk, not appointed to any position, just as someone to run interference.

      • Sundray@lemmus.orgOP
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        “White House Insists Stephen Miller Does not Play With Dolls”

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    what stephen miller wears in bed

    • Sundray@lemmus.orgOP
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      Or while Elon’s in his bed with Katie… or so the rumors around DC have it.

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        Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.

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        elon had a mangled penis from a botched surgery, from a surgeon that did DIY enlargement procedure.

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    She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20

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    It might be true if he fucks her like he’s fucking the U.S.

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    Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics.

    But yeah, worked on me, I clicked

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      Thanks! I fixed it.

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      I saw this meme first. Can’t believe this is real

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    https://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=69879

    NSFW

    Or lunch if you read far enough

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      I was a boy when I first read this. Now I’m a man. Amazing how time flies.

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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      'The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’

      'Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’

      ‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.

      ‘I don’t know about that…’

      She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’

      Definitely on point.

      Speaking of, she’s been very quiet during Trump 2.0. What’s she up to these days? And does she still return to that farmers market longing for the one who got away?

      This also reminds me of that theory that Kelly Ann Conway took the job in Trump’s first administration as part of some weird kink game her and her husband were secretly playing while pretending to be disgusted with each other.

      Edit: (2 hours ago)ANN COULTER: The phones are trying to kill us!

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      I choose to believe this story harder than Ann Coulter took it in the butt

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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      Wow. The internet was pretty funny before I arrived

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        You should check out the bloodninja texts.

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      Uhhhhhbbbbbbbb!?!?!?!?!

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      Yiiiiiiiikes.

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        You think that’s bad? There a sequel.

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