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They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
Oof that hits hard.
They had agile back then?
They used Argile.
The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday
They built it because they DIDN’T HAVE Teams.
I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.
I feel like “because” should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That’s how I read it anyway.
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though…
Well they certainly didn’t build it all in one day, that’s for sure.
Slaves.
They used Skype.
I mean it certainly wasn’t built at a desk at home where I use teams.
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you’re looking at used to be Nero’s fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can’t even piss at a train station without fucking paying.









