• FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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    Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other’s internet behavior.

    Perfectly normal thing to do.

    😒

    WTF? If you have to have someone monitor your net usage to force yourself to behave like a decent individual, guess what? You’re not a decent individual.

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        He pays talented ASCII artists to create and text him depictions of the veiniest, thickest, juiciest barnyard animal dongs to him 3 times a day.

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      It exclusively encourages hiding stuff. Show a decoy phone with malware reporting your behavior and use the real phone for everything else

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        Decent individuals aren’t hypocrites. If you want to watch porn, watch porn. Just don’t make a big deal about controlling other people watching porn.

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    Isn’t the 38 year old son their own person? This seems weird, even if Puritans deserve all the hate they get

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      Unless dad knows it’s going to come out that Junior’s proclivities came from how he (dad) treated him when he was a child. It’s often the loudest crusaders who are covering something up.

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      Yeah like, what’s the son have to do with it? Can’t even really say “dad raised him wrong” (not that that’s a good excuse anyway but bear with me) since it’s his stepson.

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    Obligatory “what are you doing, stepson?” here…

    I’ll see myself out

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    Imagine trying to come up with a name that isn’t terrifying and normalizes sexually spying on your friends and family and you fucking come up with “Covenant Eyes.”