Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
That’s what a cat would do
Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.
Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
Walk into the kitchen, shake treat container.
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
There is this thing called “pspsps” did you know that?
I sit in the hallway and say 'pss pss pss pss" while making a scratching motion with my hand. The cat that comes over first becomes King.
Lay on the ground and meow
Open the fridge and both cats will come running
pspspspsps
Go into either room, pick up the cat in it, then throw it in the other room and close the door.
I found the dog owner
Hey you took my answer
Close both doors, but not enough to latch, then watch which cat caves first and opens the door
One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?
Left one’s the liar 100%
Racist!
Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.
Fair.
