I have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
Meh. When they’re a dark green they’re incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they’re amazing.
Men … They need to be slightly yellowish…
I like my men jaundiced.
You can’t spell jaundice without juice.
You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
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they’re incredibly sour.
They are perfect.
Honey crisp apples are where it’s at. Have never had a bad one
Red Delicious are also consistent. They are always red and always taste like shit.
Mine’s pretty refreshing, actually.
Got two Red Delicious and one Golden Delicious (looks like Granny Smith but is a bit softer) for the tartness.
Mmm.
I can literally only eat Topaz apples at this point. Any other type will just rot in my house until i throw it away. Best variety out there for people that like a lil sour.
They make me accidentally bite my cheek every time I eat one
Gravenstein on the other hand… they often get heart rot.
Then you ain’t eating them often.
I have, but it’s real hard. They’re almost always great.
I absolutely have. They can be as mealy as the rest of them
Give me fruit or give me death!
Literally, scurvy can kill you
Just get a monthly suppliment bag of Doritos VitaPowder™ it has everything you need.
But does it have electrolytes??
Yes, a significant percentage of Doritos is electrolytes
Unfortunately, it’s more common to have too many electrolytes rather than too few
Why, because y’all are scared I’ll get electrical powers?
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It’s why people go eat at chains in the suburbs.
Also the only thing that exists in the suburbs.
Sounds like a skill issue: just store the fruit outside the fridge for two months, and it will all taste consistently the same.
My exception to this is grapes.
The texture of uncooked apples makes me gag 100% of the time though so I’m happy to hand those off to whoever likes them
There is nothing worse than a soggy or extra sour grape in the bowl
Praising Doritos for being consistently disgusting. Weird flex but okay.
Sure, if you like the texture of fried cardboard
No, whether you like it or not they are the same
Ironic that an Alita stan account wrote that…
Enshitification has entered the chat. It’s only a matter of time.
dude there was a kellogs cereal that was amazing, had oats, corn flakes etc and also tiny bits of chocolate to make it sweet. I would eat that stuff everyday. Loved it. Than they started adding more and more oats and less and less chocolat. at the end it was only oats. WHY?!
Pulpy apples are on my shit list
Doritos will always taste like poison… because they are.
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