• Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    So there’s this really cool trick:

    1. Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.

    2. Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-

    3. Lower your entire pants to the floor.

    Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but

    1. Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).

    2. Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.

    3. Separate your thighs such that you can

    4. Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.

    5. Proceed to urinate.

    6. Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.

    This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.

    Hope this helps!

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      4 days ago

      Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.

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      4 days ago

      You forgot the most important step:

      1. Wash your roommates hairy ass grease off the seat.

      Usually why I stand.

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      4 days ago

      You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.

      I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.

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          Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me

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        3 days ago

        I’m a woman with a rather huhh large penis to put it bluntly. This has never been an issue ever. Siting down to pee unless you are some insane 10" 3 legged freak shouldn’t be an issue.

        Maybe more difficult if you are stiff. But common it doesn’t kill you to push it down into the bowl even if it touches a little.

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          Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don’t hold it back the entire time I’m sitting. So that’s what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.

          I still stand when I pee, though.