OpenSuse.


Why am I in this photo?
i’m tagging you as “admitted to wearing mid-calf black socks with sandals and cargo pants at the same time”
Close enough
Black socks?
Do you have screen colour inversion?no, i’m just teasing
This is FreeBSD.
Those are not thigh-highs.
💀💀💀
Opensuse dysphoria unlocked. But I guess I’m also a debian, arch, and nixos user so it cancels out
But I guess I’m also a debian, arch, and nixos user so it cancels out
Rich or dumpster diver? Taking all bets! I also offer videoooo pokeeeeeer!
Ubuntu:

Very snappy.
This is mine
Linux From Scratch

Windows:

plan 9:

“You’re wearing socks aren’t you!?” -Microsoft
Ubuntu

Dang I just learned I need to switch to Ubuntu
Is that an Enterprise?

ironically Debian is the straightest OS, it’s named after the creator and his girlfriend who became his wife and he had kids with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Murdock
He named Debian after his then-girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn Roundy, and himself.[4] They later married, had three children, and divorced in January 2008.[5]
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
EDIT : I missed the obvious joke : Debian > ebian > (L)e(s)bian(s)
For some reason this made me think of spaghetti, which is straight until it gets hot and wet, and actually, SpaghettiOS would not be a bad name for a distro. Except for trademark issues etc, but still.
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
Also technically, gay people can marry someone of the opposite gender and have kids with them (and they sometimes do!)
Didn’t he kill himself?
Edit: I read the article. Yes he did.
Desbian
LMDE:

Can confirm - LMDE is made for lesbians.
For lesbians, by lesbians, with lesbians.
openSUSE!deleted by creator
Suspiciously similar to Mint…
slackware


Also.
tell me it still ships with
ddate
Gentoo requires you to grow the cotton, process it, and then knit the thigh-highs yourself
that’s linux from scratch
Nah, it’s both of them. The difference is, Gentoo gives you a cotton gin and a loom.
damnit, ordered the wrong color socks AGAIN. Wish the arch wiki would have this documented.
I use Linux Mint at work and Pop!OS at home. Sorry to disappoint.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks
Lol
You should try harder, probably.
If they don’t smell like shit, they won’t count.
Nice trousers.
Need to get it tailored to get a fit like this nowadays. No OTS
EndeavourOS. Not the easiest to find.


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