Windows:

plan 9:

“You’re wearing socks aren’t you!?” -Microsoft
I use Linux Mint at work and Pop!OS at home. Sorry to disappoint.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks
Lol
You should try harder, probably.
If they don’t smell like shit, they won’t count.
Nice trousers.
Need to get it tailored to get a fit like this nowadays. No OTS

UbuntuYou forgot the Ubuntu socks:


Those legs look weak. What Linux is this?

That’s just straight up Unix, the mother of it all.
Leather socks openSUSE

WHY THE FUCK DO LEATHER SOCKS EXIST?! What problem does this solve, dry feet?
Same as compression socks, but you get to brag about how it took 2 hours to get them on.
Armor, some PCBs can get pointy.
Also you fine folk wear your disto-wear over or under your Gimp-wear?
OpenBSD

Is that real? Can one hypothetically actually get them? If so, where?
I’m cool with little bow ties up top. That’s a pretty good look for my 6’6 275lbs. very hairy body. I would feel so pretty in them!

Mint
EndeavourOSUnwashed ass = Omarchy
Omarchy is any of those with the strong aroma of hairy unwashed balls.
Gentoo🗿

I think I broke something. Help.
This post makes me think I should find some purple and black kneehigh socks for my fat ass and crossdress for the bit.










