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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Anon thinks we're being bamboo-zled

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Anon thinks we're being bamboo-zled

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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    Obviously, duh. The pandas are the ones running the simulation

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      I thought that was mice.

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      They actually debunked the simulation hypothesis recently

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        If you mean the paper saying it can’t be a simulation because the universe has true randomness, which can’t be created in software: we ourselves do in fact have true randomness in software, by capturing it from the environment via hardware sensors for fluctuations in temperature and such.

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          Do you have a source for this claim?

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            For what claim?

            If you mean the fact that we have true randomness, just read about how secure random number generators work, like urandom. It’s not some industry secret, they’re in every computer and likely every smartphone out there, and have been around for twenty years at least.

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              That having true randomness in machines means the study is debunked?

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                If we’re talking about the same thing, then afaik their whole claim is that we aren’t in a simulation, because we have true randomness which can’t be created in software. But it’s not necessary to create true randomness in software to have it in said software.

                Although I haven’t read the full paper, and am going off what people wrote about it in comments.

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                  If you haven’t read it. Why should I trust your opinion?

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                    Then don’t trust it, what the fuck is it to me.

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        The new RAM shortages confirms the simulation theory though. Think about it, we start building more and more datacenters => the real servers running the simulation saturate their memory and whoever’s running the simulation needs to upgrade their memory => simulation computing power is artificially capped for a few “years” (a few weeks in reality for the memory upgrade to be delivered and installed)

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        No we didn’t. That was an illusion.

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        Link or you’re a sleeper agent

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          https://scitechdaily.com/physicists-have-mathematically-proven-the-universe-is-not-a-simulation/

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