I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!
it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
This means that Abraham made a tall pile in his house of the foreskins from the many people that he had circumcised. He piled them, one on top of the other, in his house and a stream of blood flowed from these foreskins. The Holy One said to the angels: let us go to Abraham’s house to visit the sick. The angels said: Lord of the Universe, it stinks and it is quite repulsive in Abraham’s house, because of the foreskins. God said: in my eyes the smell of the foreskins is much better than the pleasant odors of all the incense, as the verse says, “I will betake me to the mount of myrrh”
idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess
What else will they put into skincare products
I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.
If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me
You’re welcome 😉
Moisturize….me
This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.
I think I’m gonna start working now. You’ve disgusted me that much. I’m gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.
Make a couch out if him
I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car
It will, brother. I believe.
Do all Incels go to Heaven?
They’re the first ones there. And they’ll receive 72 virgins.
I’d rather be warm than seeing those idiots rewarded for hate everyday.
Plot twist: The 72 are all other incels like them.
Still not quite sure if I want to witness it.
I’m restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup…
While also claiming to be allergic to msg. While also chugging bloody Marys at the cheesecake factory.
Rough date, huh?
If by rough, you mean not at all, than ya
Tomato and Ketchup are not equivalent. Ketchup tastes nothing like a tomato. Nobody would stick a French fry in a cup of tomato puree.
… Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.
Not marinara, just pureed tomato. OP said it was dumb to remove a tomato, yet use ketchup, so the comparison is raw tomato vs. ketchup. Tomato puree is the same as raw tomato, marinara is not.
Marinara on a burger, especially one seasoned like a meatball, is delicious. Add a slice of mozzarella, and you have a Cheeseburger Marinara. Just a different configuration of a Meatball Sub (one of my favorites). Now I know what we’re having for dinner, with fries. Thanks for the inspiration.
I didn’t even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.
Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.
Personally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.
Where’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?
swimming in…what!!!
Dick! I just meant that if you added a foreskin, it’d pop out of my pants leg and I’d end up stepping on it constantly.
what is wrong with men these days…
I won’t let you shame me for my massive weiner. I’m sorry.
Ok. Go to the hub, bet you’d get massive reviews
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub onto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
Thanks, I feel better.
IIRC, this is from Dr. Who(?)
No, is JD Vance playing as Cassandra
Dr. Who (2005) S01E02, to be exact.
And JD Vance.
