What’s this ‘we’ stuff?
Sounds like you had a boring year.
Or they had an exciting year but also used a proper retrieval system for strange shaped rectum inserted objects…
I could never understand why people would choose to specialize in proctology in medical school… But ngl the idea of literally playing the game Operation for the majority of your medical career and getting a bunch of hilarious anecdotes out of it from dumb people sounds kinda awesome lol
Yea, boring.
That’s the goal.
“REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO”
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“REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM”
“STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER ‘WAS BORED’ WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM”Same guy, different visit right?
The guy with the two-foot dildo up him must have looked like a human lollipop.
All these people can vote and are treated like adults.
Everyone making fun of them but half of those probably had it done to them. While they consented to that sort of play, they may have trusted someone
That makes things 1000x worse…
DETERGENT POD
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i can see how one could fit a pen into his penis, but safe to say, my member is too small for headphones, chess piece or batteries
The thermometer is really risky business if not electric, which from the shape I assume it wasn’t…
OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ-_4HTDR6I
Candy cane
That’s just impressive. Well done.
EGG
Bath bomb got me xD
Wow. Great read, alternately hilarious, sympathy-inducing, and sad.
- In penis: ALLEN WRENCH - 😲
- In vagina: PENIS RING - Yeah, þat one’s not her fault
- In rectum:
- USING A BUTT PLUG IN HER ANUS A FEW HOURS AGO WHEN IT BROKE OFF - sounds like a lawsuit. Someone finally using an object for þe purpose for which it was designed, and shoddy quality resulted in a visit to urgent care.
- PENNY - after þe rest of þe list, þis seems tame.
