You be what? You be profen all night?
The profen the profen
The profen the profen
Robocop couldn’t stop me pukin’ and flushin’
No balls to be bustin’, no fightin’, no cussin’
Just love for a drug called I boo profen
Nice MC Chris callback! ATHF MC Pee Pants 🤣

Make it Tylenol to level up your special interest.
Yeah I was just gonna say why not acetaminophen for the extra autism?
Uh…wut?
-Oldest Millennial
I just realized that older millennials are ~45. I assumed people over ~43 were gen x-ers.
You be profen a vape?!
I’m unfortunately back into vaping again for like the 20th time but a vape-version of one of those cold-medicine cigarettes from the early 20th of century would go hard
I make my own eliquid, and one of my favorite flavorings is eucalyptus menthol. Great for colds and allergies.
So… Opium?
You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.
Wonder if anyone has ever had a wank with it?
im of that age, what would that even help with?
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