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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago

Anon thinks about wheat

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Anon thinks about wheat

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago
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    11 days ago

    If the only thing you can find to eat requires all the processing wheat does, you figure it out. Then people noticed how versatile flour is.

    A sponge falls under the category of “good enough.” But most leaves will do. The need for a clean ass is less pressing than gnawing insistent hunger.

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      Who tf wipes with a sponge?

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        Romans

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          Tbf, the Romans were fucking stupid. They sweetened their water with lead and designed a calendar where the year was 355 days long

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        No one, anymore.

        • derfunkatron@lemmy.world
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          If the poop knife existed in modern times, I’m sure that there’s a communal sponge somewhere.

      • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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        People who literally haven’t invented paper.

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