• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.

    If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle.

    If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake.

    No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.

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      3 months ago

      This is the kind of thing the blazed out of his mind guy sitting next to you at the Waffle House at 3am says to you unprompted.

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        3 months ago

        Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.