Some of my best Uber rider stories are from Waffle House waitresses. Legit fucking warriors, you have NO. IDEA. Unless your imagination involves the words “race war in the restaurant,” you have no idea.
Btw she was citing that as the LESS DRAMATIC LOCATION TO WORK AT. I shit you not, my hand to God.
But their food is garbage.
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Followed by “Genocide in the Bodega”
I’ll be waitin on the album drop
You don’t go to WH during normal business hours. You go in the wee hours of the morning or very late in the evening under the influence of your substance of choice.
It doesn’t surprise me to learn that it’s a less dramatic place to work. All of the staff is ready to kill at any moment, I wouldn’t bring drama either 😅
I took that as her comparing two different Waffle Houses and the one with the race war was less dramatic than the other
Sorry, I meant that she had changed Waffle House locations. The one here was “better” than the one in Texas, “except for the time a race war broke out in the restaurant.”
So only last year I watched John Wick.
Is it the Contential Hotel??
Yoink!
I’ve a '79 Corvette. The first night I met my wife, I took her for a ride in it to the local Waffle House.
I guess it worked; she married me eight years later.
edit: I messed up my math. It was ten years later. Don’t tell her I said this, okay, guys?
So did you win the fight?
My life so far with my wife is for sure something I would describe as winning.
Why did this immediately start playing in my head as soon as I saw this picture?
You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.
If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle.
If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake.
No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.
This is the kind of thing the blazed out of his mind guy sitting next to you at the Waffle House at 3am says to you unprompted.
Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.
The only southern pride I have ever felt was for waffle house
That and bbq.
And Cajun.
I always thought that was some straight ninja shit. That lady impresses me every time I see this clip.
An unhealthy Waffle House staff are essentially the Annihilation Wave.
A healthy waffle house staff is an oxymoron.
As if they have health care.
They do.
From their website:
The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.
As is the staff would ever be healthy
Or the customers.
Fiege, Waldron, are you listening? You need this scene.
Although to be fair the Waffle House staff would more likely be on the same side as the Avengers. Save their asses with a chair to Thanos’ head or something.
Lol, the threadiverse has a slice of after dark waffles. The daytime crowd is mostly quiet local regulars. The staff are just the most skilled at running the place with the fewest of them as possible to make half decent money. Most of them have a small line in the door and every seat taken in the morning.
fight!
