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minus-squareJaberw0cky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·7 days agoSurely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
minus-squareSirActionSack@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoI ONLY hold it if there’s sex. Gender is irrelevant.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoIf it’s a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoIf you just stand there, waiting for another man to cum come , that makes you gay.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoStick it in the letter slot and I’ll help you out.
minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoAnd as they pass through you say ‘Age before beauty.’
minus-squarerazzazzika@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·7 days agoThats what I do. Hilarious if just so many people pour into the building and im stuck there for 5 minutes until some other poor schmuck takes my place.
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoAh, yes, the door curse. In order to free yourself, another must take your place.
Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
I ONLY hold it if there’s sex.
Gender is irrelevant.
If it’s a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
If you just stand there, waiting for another man to
cumcome , that makes you gay.Stick it in the letter slot and I’ll help you out.
And as they pass through you say ‘Age before beauty.’
Thats what I do. Hilarious if just so many people pour into the building and im stuck there for 5 minutes until some other poor schmuck takes my place.
Ah, yes, the door curse. In order to free yourself, another must take your place.