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minus-squareJaberw0cky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoSurely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoIf it’s a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIf you just stand there, waiting for another man to cum come , that makes you gay.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoStick it in the letter slot and I’ll help you out.
minus-squareSirActionSack@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoI ONLY hold it if there’s sex. Gender is irrelevant.
minus-squarerazzazzika@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoThats what I do. Hilarious if just so many people pour into the building and im stuck there for 5 minutes until some other poor schmuck takes my place.
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAh, yes, the door curse. In order to free yourself, another must take your place.
minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAnd as they pass through you say ‘Age before beauty.’
Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
If it’s a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
If you just stand there, waiting for another man to
cumcome , that makes you gay.Stick it in the letter slot and I’ll help you out.
I ONLY hold it if there’s sex.
Gender is irrelevant.
Thats what I do. Hilarious if just so many people pour into the building and im stuck there for 5 minutes until some other poor schmuck takes my place.
Ah, yes, the door curse. In order to free yourself, another must take your place.
And as they pass through you say ‘Age before beauty.’