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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

It’s a beautiful morning!

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It’s a beautiful morning!

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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago
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    22 days ago

    That’s me when I login for work. 🙂

    • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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      I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.

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    Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”

    Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

  • e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
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    saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII

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    I say hey! What’s goin on!

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  • jlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.de
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    And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    conciousness.sys has initated

    “wake up” process running…

    accessing hippocampus.dll

    …

    …

    ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed

    Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that’s becoming a dictatorship?

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    soldiers in your cup

    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.someblogsite.com%2Fimages%2Fhumor%2Ffolgers%2Ffoldiers.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=ee2e9522db0a8fb684b650a969a79a118c520ce7c1cbf760602efa175499beee

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    That is ASHS me figuring time and date after wakeup realising that sleeping son has to be in school in 5mins and me at work in 10mins…

    After I somehow stopped my 20’462 alarm clocks without being able to remember I ever did that

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